All that other stuff isn't true. I'm just a punk kid in Oklahoma. The location and occupation are from a book by Douglas Adams called Mostly Harmless. Go read it. Don't bother reading the rest of this, Douglas Adams is much more important. I'm not going to post much anymore. If you want to know why I'll tell you. "Because I don't want to." That's good enough for me. If it isn't for you email me or something and I'll give you the real reason.

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